Saturday, March 6, 2010

Virtual Reality

There was a time, not many years ago, when the whole concept of 'chatting' and 'messengers' came up. The world wide web was flooded with billions of curious blokes and damsels trying to project themselves as someone they weren't. Their virtual identity was one to die for. The perfect age, the most picturesque locations, and all that jazz made these folks more desirable than Megan Fox and Robbert Pattison.

Just a simple account of a chat that ensued a few years back (Not me, I promise.);
X: Hi
Y: Hey
X: ASL? (Geez! This one phrase would put the playmates to shame now.)
Y: 22 F Paris (38 M Bhopal, more like it.)
X: 24 M London (There we go again!)

And then the talk went on about how the two were single and how they'd want to 'connect' (in ways more base than imaginable) to lead a 'special' existence. The sweet nothings ended in faux promises of meeting and 'taking things further'.

Now THIS is what makes the virtual world an easy escape for the desperate souls. A simple way out of their miseries and social ineptness to a world where they are desired, and even revered for their alter ego. This problem became a cause of many a crime in the past decade, but today, we have finally realised that this sort of a 'game' has a lot at stake - one's life!

To say the truth, even I'd given Y! a shot long time ago. Thankfully, I never crossed the line. But today too, I see a whole brigade of kids trying to pose as the next 'best' thing in town, and it disappoints me to no avail. So bachchas, Watch Out! (C) There are going to be much better encounters at a later stage in life. Stop wasting your youth on such moribund activities!


10 comments:

  1. That is humorously true. Every word of your blog makes sense. Very valid point and explained with brilliant analogy.
    The conversation was really funny.

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  2. Thanks ya, Amit. I was reminiscing over my past idiocies and there, this came up! :)

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  3. Moribund actiities?!!!!!......w8 till i tell you of my Omegle xploits

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  4. I can confess that my earliest days in the world wide web saw me having more than many such chats. But then thats the things about web. No one knows if you are chatting with a dog on the other side.

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  5. hmm... " 38 m 'bhopal' "
    On this very planet u found BHOPAL to be qouted as example!

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  6. Do tell me PiSRA, in person though. I am all ears!

    I know. That makes it so addictive Amit. Innit?

    Well Aasis, Bhopal will always be Bhopal you know!

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  7. inno, which stage of life are you ?
    do u still 'escape' to ur home :D

    btw i tried exploring the chat room myself once upon a time and my response to ASL was :
    what does it stand for?

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  8. I do, I still do!

    Lol. What does it stand for? Marvelous! Would've truly shaken the other person!

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  9. Alright, that's the kind of stuff you usually hear your parents say and hence, every word of it makes sense! Nice one...
    Btw, I came to know wat ASL quite recently...when a friend of mine was relating some Omegle chat...

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  10. Lol. Et tu Prachi?!
    And Omegle! I need to give that one a shot now. Heh!

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